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These Precious Things, Let Them Wash Away

Since I've Been Coughing Near You

How Justine Sacco Took A Bullet For John Mayer

In Memory of Aaron Cowles

One Of Them Shall Not Fall On The Ground Without Your Father

In Which Our Author Becomes A Deadbeat

Dating, Sex, And Pretty Much All Other Aspects Of Human Relationships, Explained With A Single Concept

Dave Grohl Is Not A Rock Star, And Other Observations Regarding Limp-Dicked Automotive Writers

In Which I Set A New Record For Disappointing Valet Parking Staff

I'm Going To Miss The 2015 Ford Mustang Introduction Because I Made This Def Leppard Video

Just To Put This Auto Journalism Business In Perspective

Do You Have A Wound That Won't Heal?

Telecaster To The Rescue

You Know What Would Really Make This Lumineers Cover Pop? A Ribbon Synthesizer

The MelodyBurner's In Wired! Plus There's A New Website

Koa, Darling!

The Critics Respond, Part Eleven

That's My Boy

Another Kind Of Paisley

Round And Round

Incoming! 1988 PRS Standard Racing Stripe

How Durable Are The Toyobaru Twins?

The Critics Respond, Part Ten

The Coolest Dude In America Is Touring With Pat Metheny Next Year

Meanwhile, At Carvin

Graffiti, Physical and Otherwise

The Critics Respond, Part Nine

The Electra, The Receipt, The Supercharger, The Eastern Star

Firm Masculine Plymouth Colt, It Shall Be You

Five Days That Will Live In Infamy

I Got An Email From Anthony Wilson; My Favorite Monteleone Season

Bass! How Low Can You Go?

Sonny Crockett, Dan Gurney, And Alex Roy, Oh My!

What Should I Get Myself For My Birthday?

She Didn't Actually Say That

Spot The eBay Idiot

All The Things You Are

Snow Tires On A Racetrack?

Turn Up The Eagles, The Neighbors Are Listening

Happy Birthday To The Guy On The Left

Like A Beacon In The Night

The Critics Respond, Part Eight

Time, You've Been Erasing

Why Am I Risking My Life In Other People's Cars, Again?

Bass Desires, Base Desires, Taxing That Ass

Thought Catalog Presents The Top 25 Ways I Was Raped

You Are Not Needed Now

The Critics Respond, Part Seven

Housekeeping: We Few, We Happy Few

Return Of The Long Form

TTAC Welcomes A Promising New Writer Named Fargo Or Something Like That

Well, It Hardly Matters Now

Recent Album Purchases Reviewed

Spotter's Guide To The November R&T

I Sold A Story About Stunt Rock To R&T And Used The Money To Buy This

My Brother And I Both Made It Into Car and Driver!

Incoming!

I'm Not Dead, I'm Just Tired

1959 330F Replica $2399

Just Stop What You're Doing And Watch This

Light Of A Rainy Day

My Crystal Ball Broke A Long Time Ago, But...

On This Harvest Moon, The Workings Of Memory

This Is The Season To Let The Real Gs In

Blood On The Tracks

Sign Your Name Across My Heart

Sons And Gullwings

This Is My Mid-Life Crisis

Spotters Guide To The October Road&Track

How, Indeed?

You're About To Go Downtown, Right Here On The Station That Plays Only Platinum Hits

What Time Is It? It's R107 Time! (Almost)

She's Gone

Alive In London

This Syria Mess

Salad Days at TTAC

Housekeeping: Come See My Gig

In Case Of Lack Of Financial Emergency, Dial 944

Over To You, Natalie

Set Course For Squick

Our Long National Nightmare Of Delayed Shipment Is Finally Over

FedEx Part Deux: "It's At The Dude's House."

FedEx Ground: Not Even Once

A Reminder To All Hard-Drinking Brookyln Girls

A Tale Of Two Women And How They Are Perceived

Ocean Fade Was Then, Green Fade Is Now

Will You Take Me As I Am...

You Didn't Ask For More MelodyBird Shots, But Here They Are

tl;dr

lunchtime hate machine

Alive In Charlotte

The Critics Respond, Part Six

The Rest Of My Family Would Prefer You Watch This One

I'm Still In Love With John Mayer

Housekeeping: Getting Better All The Time, But Not Fast Enough... And Why Did I Call This Blog "Have You Heard"?

Reduced Volt-age

Behold, A Lady (With Apologies To Andre 3000)

"Appetite For Destruction", David Lee Roth, The Day I Almost Died On The Operating Table

My Father Used To Say To Me, "Remember What Happened To Marvin Gaye."

The Future's Uncertain... And You Know The Rest

Spotter's Guide For The September Road & Track

I Really Liked The Peugeot RCZ

MelodyBirds For $2599

My Brother Needs Your Likes

My Date With Brianne

Meanwhile In Utah

SLC Racing Prep: To Race A Slow Car, Start With Fast Ones

Add Me (And My Brother) To The List Of Famous Mercedes SLC Racers

My Favorite Wagon

The Critics Respond, Part Five

America's Next Great Racing Journalist Meets The "Angry Face Car"

If We Had Lost Sheryl Sandberg AND The Oak Tree In One Week, I Don't Know If I Could Have Gone On

Ninety Bucks A Lap

It Don't Pay To Think Too Much

What If You Had A Racetrack All To Yourself?

Now Arriving At Gate J: Two Splendid PRS Guitars

Recent Road & Track Features

Why LeMons Is The Greatest Race Series In America --- Sometimes

The Right Tool For The Job

An Old Dog Returns To His Old Tricks

The "McLibel" Case Should Terrify You

The Critics Respond, Part Four

What We Talk About When We Talk About Beauty

I'm From Your Childhood And I'm Here To Make You Happy Again

An Excerpt From An E-Mail Describing My Experience Skydiving On Sunday

I Drove A Nissan Silvia And You Didn't

The Vette Still Gets 'Em Wet. (Eek.)

The Melody Bird Is For Sale Starting At $2399

The Secret Cabal Of Well-Dressed Fat Guys

Oh, Look, I've Done A Slideshow List

And Now, The Vilification Of Edward Snowden

Enter the MelodyBird

No Signature Required: Why Girls Don't Sell Guitars (Yet)

Well The Danger On The Rocks Is Surely Past

Road and Track July 2013

They Gave Me The Hat, But I Supplied The Crazy (Updated With Gallery)

Malaysia Diary, Day Four: To Stand Where The Legends Stood

Malaysia Diary, Day Three: Tires, Traffic, Bugs

Mickey Kaus On The Wobble

Malaysia Diary, Day Two: The Singapore F1 Course

Malaysia Diary, Day One: Right Hand Drive

I Am Not A Slut, I'm Just Popular

She's Not Drowning, She's Just Waving

What The Water Gave Me

In Which Our Author Is Revealed To Be An Elephant Tied To A Stake

The Road and Track 911 Article

Melody Burner Prototype #3 Is A Rosewood-Necked Monster

I'm Up All Night To Get Unlucky

A Tale of Two Camrys

Drones and Plastic Guns and Sebring, Oh My!

In The Doxxing Era, The Meek Shall Inherit The Earth. But They Shouldn't.

Reality Bites

I Finally Have A Westone Spectrum FX... Just Have To Drive To St. Louis To Get It

Some Brief Notes On The Labor Dispute At Jared, The Galleria Of Jewelry

The Infiniti G20 Was Not A Sentra, Trust Me

There Might Be Something To This Japanese Guitar Hobby After All

In Thirteen Seconds, You Will See The Face Of God

Unabashed Sentimentality, On Your Local Newsstand

Here's a Kickstarter I Can Actually Support

Factory Five 818-R First Drive at RoadAndTrack.com

1982 Electra Anniversary Editions

The Critics Respond, Part Three

The 911/Evora Road & Track Video, Guest Appearances By Yours Truly

The Wedding Singers

Give Me Liberty... Or Don't, Who Cares

The Critics Respond, Part Two

I Like The Trike

Sucks and Rocks

The Most Important Thing You Will Read This Week

Here's the Road And Track Porsche and Lotus Comparo Test

(I'm Not Really A) Youth in (Mal)A(y)sia

I Assure You, Hemingway's Dick Worked Just Fine

The Battle Rifle, Part Two

The Critics Respond, Part One

Write About Guns / it can be in any tense / but it must make sense

Hype Our Car, Stupor Car

For Sale: Carvin SB4000 Bass

The Korina Collection

So, I'm In Road & Track This Month

Is This Thing On?