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V'GER, K'DLANG

"Daddy, There's Nothing Funny About That Movie"

Falling Water, Crashing Buses

Merry Christmas To Me

A Florida Man...

How Has It Been Possible To Resist The Siren Song Of The New Heritage Forums?

The "Sony Hack" Is The Greatest Thing For Media Responsibility Since... Pretty Much Ever

The Royal Scam Comes To An End, The Fleet Foxes Arrive

DTTS Update

Life Was So Much Simpler Back When I Was Holding This Steel Dragon Guitar

The Secret Street-Tire Weapon...

It's One Of Those Nights Where A Cop Threatens Your Family Because You Won A Paypal Dispute

Apologies To My Readers

One Wedding And A Funeral

Three Wise Men From Vinyltown

Austin Diary: Italian Supercars And Engelmann Spruce

Come On Down To Michigan --- Or Up, Either Way

They're HERE!

The Automotive Internet In A Single Photo

The Gibson Cafe! The Heritage Owners Club!

My Holiday Gift Guide! Er, Make That Someone Else's Holiday Gift Guide

Click Track!

No Dings Or Dents Except Those Added By Murphy

Oh Yeah, There Was This Time I Drove A Million-Dollar World Challenge GT Car

To Sleep, Perchance

Doubt I'll Figure This One Out

This Is How He Shipped It. Just Like This.

Between A Rock And A Hard Place

I Think I Have A New Favorite Automotive Journalist

Light At The End Of The Tunnel

It Only <i>Looks</i> Like I'm Hitting My Son With A Stick In This Video

We Interrupt Ta-Nehisi's Praise of Looters and Murderers To Bring You Some Facts About Police Violence

Somebody's Trying To Beat Me Out Of $1,200

It's Team Shirt Day At Work

DTTS Shirt Update

Oklahoma!

PFC Wintergreen Would Approve

And It Finished The Race Looking Just As Good

The Critics Respond, Flavor Flav Edition

Let's Go Racing

Not Another Article About A Viper!

And The Winner Is...

PCOTY Announced Today

What A Difference A Year Makes

'Cause You Ain't No Aeroback Girl

Are You Interested In Boycotting Something? Google Has A Suggestion For You

You Gotta Keep The Devil Way Down In The Hole

LOL-ing In The Deep

Warning: Bimbos In Mirror Are Closer Than I'd Prefer

Thousands Of Vacuums Sold, Dozens Of Confirmed Kills

In Which Your Author Attempts To Come To Grips With Having Purchased a "Black Series" Upscale Toothbrush

The Great Pretender

"Fourplay" Is The Only Musical Group In History To Be Recognized By The United States Congress

Everybody Hated This One

School Shootings Vs. Ebola: Who's Hitting Harder?

We're All In The Same Jam

At This Rate, I Could Earn As Much As Eighteen Dollars BWAHAHA

The Evil That Men Do

Triumph Of The Nerd

Wherein Sam Biddle Shows Us The Naked Face Of White Male Privilege

Have To Overnight Some Music From Japan

I Couldn't Resist

You Don't Know Me, But I'm Your Brother

Finally, "CDL Life" Responds To Mr. Barurh

Meanwhile, In The Intimate Apparel Business

I'm Sure You'll Be Surprised When I Tell You How Fast The New M3 Is

Weekend Update: Running Out Of Luck

Brothers Gonna Work It Out

Making Friends With America's "Knights Of The Road"

What Was I Just Saying About Suppressing The Discussion?

My Self-Esteem Depends On Your Tire Choice

TLX On Track!

I Finally Got A Top Of Something Quote... Kinda

Captiva Maximus

All The Old Dudes

It's Only Satire If The Compleat Idiot Can Tell It's Satire, From A Distance

If We Really Want People On Welfare To Have Dignity, We'll Test Them For Drug Use

I'm About To Lose Some Money On Driveshaft-Through-The-Skull Shirts

At The Very Least, They Are Good And Bright

Great Moments In eBay Guitar Packing

Wanted: 2010 PRS Signature Club T-Shirt

The Way We Live Now, Shellshock Doesn't Matter

Forty (More) Hours In The Wilderness

One Spot Open For Coaching At Shenandoah

Memories Of A Brief Facebook Friendship

Return Of The Aphelion

I Think We Could Stand A Bump In The Minimum Wage

Eight Years Later, I've Started Wearing It

eHarmony Would Prefer You Didn't Date A Race Car Driver

They Can Charge You An Additional 50% After You Settle Your Bill, For Any Reason, And It's Legal

Childhood Dreams Fulfilled, One Rustbucket At A Time

Dyson And Friends

When It Comes To Distracted Driving, Just Follow The Money

Now Testing: The Allen-Edmonds Dress Shirt

The Desert Wraith

I'd Like To Return These Panties To The Original Owner

Riders Ready

The October 2014 Issue Of Road&Track Is All About MEEEEEEEE!

PCOTY! The Winner Is...

Greetings From PCOTY

You Get Just One Chance To Guess...

From The People Who Brought You "Niggardly"

Track Time, Getting Out Of Hand

Veblen Not Very Good

Everything That's Wrong With Young Men And Women, In One Long Website

Thank You, Glenn Reynolds

At Last We Meet Again

It Can Always Go Bad

The Critics Respond, Part Seventeen

We Interrupt "The Fappening" To Bring You This Piece About Dead Driving Instructors

Timberlake's "Unforgettable" Moment

Z Is For Zaino

Bark Has Something To Say

In Gawker-Land, One Punch Hurts More Than A Thousand Rapes

My Supercar Column Was Not Well Liked By People Who Will Never Drive Or Own A Supercar

I Learn More From You Than You Do From Me

The Price Of Fashion

Good Zep, Bad Zep, One Free T-Shirt

Lonely, Lonely

Now That's What I Call Customer Service

Honda Hates Me So Much They Gave Raphael Orlove My Car, But Nicer

Hey, Hey, Today's The Day For 250 K

Thanks But No Thanks, Betabrand

Train Robbers, Thousand-Year Timber, Murder In Cold Blood, Manhunts, Veblen Goods

The R3 Neck Support May Be Discontinued. Is That A Good Thing?

But Really, It Had Been Dead A Long Time

Sale Of The Sausage Creature 2: Skip Barber Boogaloo

Diamond Boulevard

So, About This Tony Stewart Thing

The Milkshake Done Got Drank Already

Sale Of The Sausage Creature

Random Pictures From The Third Rock Party, And A Video

The Bagger 288

Well, Which One Would Michael Brown Have Wanted You To See?

I'm Not Installing Facebook Messenger And Neither Should You

A Decent Car From GM. Nowadays That's All We Expect.

I Can't Tell If This Is Stupid Or Brilliant

The Big Bang Gets Cheaper, But I Wouldn't Buy Just Yet. Or Ever.

Spotter's Guide To The September 2014 Road&Track

Okay, NOW I'm The Guy Who Has Won In Three Different Enduro Series

Well, I Was ALMOST The Guy Who Has Won In Three Different Enduro Series

Worst. Photoshop. Ever.

About That One Time I Threatened To Kick Somebody's Dad's Ass

Raise Your Hand If You're The Editor-In-Chief Of TTAC. Not So Fast, Me!

The Worst Car I've Driven This Year

Carvin V49K Vanquish Bass, Burl Maple/Koa

Nothing Is Forever

I Met The Man Behind The Electras

Half A Million Likes For The Notice Of Our Impending Death

Let The Record Show: I Briefly Owned Three Marvbirds

RIP Charlie Haden

Radical, Dude

Been Around The World And I, I, I

Got Some Dykes Up In Here

Full Disclosure: Neither Is Any Good

Spotter's Guide To The August Issue Of Road&Track

Boy, I'd Like To Play This Song Well

Five Things About "Game Of Thrones" That Couldn't Really Work, Besides The Magic

The Kid Stays In The Picture

The Critics Respond, Part Sixteen

And The Road Goes On, On And On, On And On

Brief Race Recap, The Ocean, The Impaladventure

My 135 Opt-Outs, And An Easy Way For Al-Qaeda To Skip The Scanners

My First 14er, Race Report, Throwback Thursday

Psst! Buddy! How'd You Like To Buy 8,290 Rolex Datejust Watches, CHEAP?

The Most Important Part Of That Salon Article You Didn't Read

Spotter's Guide To The July 2014 Road&Track (Hint: THE COVER)

Looks Like Sekou Bunch And Carvin Have Parted Ways

Here's That Malaysia Story, In Case You're Too Cheap To Buy The Magazine

TTAC's Fine, But i Think You're In A Wee Spot Of Trouble

#YesAllWomen Can Be Idiots Sometimes

The Critics Respond, Part Fifteen

Now It Can Be Told: My eBay Password Was "Cactus" For 14 Years

The New Man, In The Old Clothes

"Smart women write clickable articles about their sexuality for nothing"

The Freakin' Weekend

Have You Seen These Legends Of BMX?

Frowny Faces

The Best And The Worst Koa Private Stock Videos

Clippy

The Melody Burner's In Vintage Guitar!

The Critics Respond, Part Fourteen

In Your Atmosphere

RIP Ash Turner

Race Report: More Speed Than Luck

Spotter's Guide To The June 2014 Road&Track

Let's Go Racing, Boys

Knowing Many, Loving None

I Can't Tell If This Means We Live In A Post-Racial America Or Not

You Snooze, You Win

Serious About Spaceman

In Which American Society Resurrects The Burning Of Heretics

Guitar Hero!

New York, New York

There Once Was A Dream That Was Jalopnik

Notes From The Ground In Bundy

I Know I Love You, And You Love The Sea

Sunday Sunday Sunday

You Need More Than Chops

It's Great To Work With The Best

Froggy Style

Finally, A Bra And Panties Set In PRS Ocean Fade

Adventures In Cheapo Guitars; Farewell To The SL

Spotter's Guide To The May Road&Track

Somebody Framed It

The Race For Relevance; Flying The Coupe

Back In Black

The John Mayer Starter Kit; Ridiculous Performance Photos

Introducing... CAPRI

That's My Boy

Review: Pat Metheny Unity Group (14 March 2014, Capitol Theatre)

Review: Pat Metheny Unity Group (12 March 2014, Michigan Theatre)

A Little Self-Congratulation, A Big Naked Girl

The Arms Of The Ocean, So Sweet And So Cold

The Critics Respond, Part Thirteen

You Can Find Me In Tha Club (Or Online)

The End Of Japanese Guitars Was Also The End Of Japanese Cars, Sorta

TTAC Readers...

Maybe Not Tonight

A Few Better Shots Of The B25P

Spotter's Guide To The March 2014 Road&Track

Just Touching Bass

Thursday Night Video!

And The Winner Is...

Pictures Of The Day: Hopes, Dashed

All My Dolls

If I Had A Hammer... Well, I Do Have A Hammer

We're Kind Of A Big Deal

Happy Valentines Day

Housekeeping: Prizes! Genericana!

The X635 Anniversary: Far From Bass-ic (Ugh)

Dylan Farrow's Small Soul

The Bridesmaid Of Electra Phoenixes

The Critics Respond, Part Twelve

Today's The Day For 100k

Three Guesses Why Young Women Have It Tough, And The First Two Don't Count

Carvin Still Gets It

Attack Of The Snow Rollers

Lucky Jack In The Land Of The Giants

My Back Pages (And Plants)

Thoughts On The Bikini Bridge Gap And What It Says About Young Men

Rehab Diary: Day 20

In Praise Of "Yacht Rock" and Yacht Rock

The Filter Bubble And Garbage Headlines Are Turning You Into An Idiot

So Why Did The Allman Brothers Pose Nude On Their LP Gatefold, Anyway?

Song For My Father

Listening to Dilaudid

My Son Is Alive

George R.R. Martin's Going To Need Some Space Spiders Pretty Soon

Resolved